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$$ most wanted $$

name: genki_angel
height: mouse-sized
gender: dangerous
wanted for: being too silly
last seen: in your walls

!INFO: likes to smell plants and look at funny animals...
can be found eating plastic from your bins and drinking kerosene at your nearest airport


!CAUTION: will bark very loud if approached


!REWARD!
second-hand Hwasong-18 ICBM
[fuel not included]

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